Tuesday, August 10, 2010

How To Ensure A No-Nooky Night

Posted by She Said

Let this be a lesson to you, husbands, partners, and significant-others. If you want some, don’t do this:

Me: Greg, if you were ever going to leave me, you need to do it now.

Greg: Why?

Me: Because if you leave me after what I am going to tell you, I will forever think it is because of what I’m going to tell you.

Greg: OK, I’m going to leave you.

Me: *blank stare*

Greg: Now that I am going to leave you anyway, you might as well tell me what you were going to tell me. *grin*

Me: *sigh* I have proof that I am old.

Greg: *short pause* You have gray pubes?

Me: *jaw drop*

Greg: Am I right???

Me: How the hell did you guess that?!! SERIOUSLY?! HOW???

Greg: So, I’m right.

Me: Yes. Shut up.

Greg: I'll just call you my silver fox.

Me: *stink eye* Yeah, that doesn’t help.


  1. Um, 1) TMI
    2) http://www.bettybeauty.com/

  2. Maybe the problem is that you have pubes. Get thee to a waxery.

  3. So Newmark, she should change from my Silver Fox to my Brazilian Fox!

  4. I hereby deduct 10 husband points for uttering the sentence, "I'm going to leave you," plus five more for even mentioning gray hair, let alone gray pubes.

  5. I shave my balls so I wouldn't have any idea if I have any . . .

  6. To braktalk88,
    Why do you think I never blog about grey pubes!