Posted by She Said
Let this be a lesson to you, husbands, partners, and significant-others. If you want some, don’t do this:
Me: Greg, if you were ever going to leave me, you need to do it now.
Me: Because if you leave me after what I am going to tell you, I will forever think it is because of what I’m going to tell you.
Greg: OK, I’m going to leave you.
Me: *blank stare*
Greg: Now that I am going to leave you anyway, you might as well tell me what you were going to tell me. *grin*
Me: *sigh* I have proof that I am old.
Greg: *short pause* You have gray pubes?
Me: *jaw drop*
Greg: Am I right???
Me: How the hell did you guess that?!! SERIOUSLY?! HOW???
Greg: So, I’m right.
Me: Yes. Shut up.
Greg: I'll just call you my silver fox.
Me: *stink eye* Yeah, that doesn’t help.