Posted by She Said
Let this be a lesson to you, husbands, partners, and significant-others. If you want some, don’t do this:
Me: Greg, if you were ever going to leave me, you need to do it now.
Greg: Why?
Me: Because if you leave me after what I am going to tell you, I will forever think it is because of what I’m going to tell you.
Greg: OK, I’m going to leave you.
Me: *blank stare*
Greg: Now that I am going to leave you anyway, you might as well tell me what you were going to tell me. *grin*
Me: *sigh* I have proof that I am old.
Greg: *short pause* You have gray pubes?
Me: *jaw drop*
Greg: Am I right???
Me: How the hell did you guess that?!! SERIOUSLY?! HOW???
Greg: So, I’m right.
Me: Yes. Shut up.
Greg: I'll just call you my silver fox.
Me: *stink eye* Yeah, that doesn’t help.
Um, 1) TMI
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Maybe the problem is that you have pubes. Get thee to a waxery.
ReplyDeleteSo Newmark, she should change from my Silver Fox to my Brazilian Fox!
ReplyDeleteI hereby deduct 10 husband points for uttering the sentence, "I'm going to leave you," plus five more for even mentioning gray hair, let alone gray pubes.
ReplyDeleteI shave my balls so I wouldn't have any idea if I have any . . .
ReplyDeleteTo braktalk88,
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I never blog about grey pubes!