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Sunday, March 13, 2011

How To Kill A Zombie

Posted by He Said

My daughter had her iPod taken away yesterday for pour behavior. No, I did not spell that wrong. It was the sort of behavior that makes me pour extra large glasses of wine.

As I said this pour behavior resulted in losing her iPod for the day. This means her zombies in Zombie Farm went unharvested. FSM FORBID they go unharvested. There were tears and more pouring.

I returned it this morning and when she turned it back on she looked at me with sad eyes and said with great dissapointment "Aaahhh my zombies are all dead!"

I am not certain this method of killing zombies will help in a zombie apocalypse, but I will let you know if anything comes to me after I finish the wine from yesterday's pour.


3 comments:

  1. Well if your kid is playing Zombie Farm, I don't feel so bad about my kid playing Zuma. And I hope you know, I'm totally appropriating "pour behavior" for my own use.

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  2. Those are pretty weak ass zombies. I mean, I should know...

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  3. Well, when your diet consists exclusively of brains, you're getting plenty of protein and omega 3 fatty acids, granted, but you're not getting much in the way of carbohydrates, vitamins, minerals, fiber, etc. I'd be weak, too. I bet they're seriously constipated as well.

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