That’s right. For weeks I have been telling my wife that all I want for Christmas is a hummer, and I am not a truck person, if you know what I mean (wink wink nudge nudge say no more).
So last night, after all the presents are under the tree, and we finish watching Mummy 3 we drag our tired selves to bed. Susanne crawls into bed next to me and I snuggle up thinking…maybe I can get my Christmas present a little early.
All I get is this wry look and “No, today isn’t Christmas, you are going to have to wait”. I wasn’t happy by any means I promise you that. So I grudgingly roll over and go to sleep.
This morning, Braedyn was up at 4 am. Lucky for us Santa leaves the full stockings on their beds so they have something to entertain them for awhile. It didn’t last long. Braedyn was in bugging Granny at 4:50. So Susanne was up before me (and out of bed leaving me all alone in the bedroom). Shortly before 6 I crawl out to get my tired ass a cup of coffee. So you can imagine I figure there goes getting my Christmas present first thing in the morning.
I didn’t get to my stocking for some time, but once I did, I found this. Talk about a tiny hummer.
Well, I guess *I* was the only one who thought that was funny.
ReplyDeleteSo, what kind of google hits are you trying to get with THAT title? :P
Duh, of course I was looking for number 1 ranking on Google.
ReplyDeleteLOL. It's times like these where I'm torn between
ReplyDelete1) You guys are so funny, you rock!
and
2) Um, ew.
I hope you enjoyed your holiday. ;)
NIIIIICCCCCCE. I'm afraid what you would have found if you'd asked for a BJ.
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