Thriftshop Warrior

Thank you, I, Rodius, for the laugh. I had to try my hand at the madness. I was pretty surprised to not see any Public Enemy or Ella Fitzgerald pop up with as much of them as I have. So, here are the rules:

1. Put your MP3/iPod player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. (questions below)
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS (option to put the name of artist in brackets next to it)
4. Tag at least 10 friends who might enjoy doing the game as well as the person you got the note from.

WHAT’S THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
“Something to Save” – George Michael, Listen Without Prejudice (I guess that means it’s a secret.)

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
“Rodent” – Skinny Puppy, Rabies (Yuck. That could honestly be true.)

WHAT WILL OPRAH’S NEXT SHOW BE CALLED?
“Southland in the Springtime” – Indigo Girls, Nomads – Indians – Saints

WHAT WILL OBAMA’S FIRST EXECUTIVE ORDER BE?
“The Journey” - Godsmack, Awake (Yes, that’s right. The journey of getting our heads in check after eight excruciating years of Bush.)

IF SOMEONE SAYS “FUCK YOU!” YOU SAY:
“Walking on Ice” – Skinny Puppy, Spasmolytic

IF YOU COULD SAY ONE THING TO THE PERSON YOU LOVE, IT WOULD BE?
“Paranoid Android” – Radiohead, Mists of Avalon (This is so true. Greg, I have wanted to tell you this for some time now. Love me anyway. Please.)

IF YOU COULD SAY ONE THING TO THE PERSON YOU HATE IT WOULD BE?
“Stripped” – Depeche Mode, Black Celebration (As in I dream about you stripped of everything?)

WHAT WOULD YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY BE CALLED?
"Cigarette” – Ben Folds Five, Whatever and Ever Amen (After Friday night, I could see that.)

WHAT IS LOVE?
“Zenn La” – Deep Space Network, Big Rooms (I guess that means it’s uber confusing. Or maybe those are the words that sort of come from my mouth after a good night of …)

WHAT IS HATE?
“The Gold It’s In The…” – Pink Floyd, Obscured by Clouds

WHAT IS YOUR BEST TRAIT?
“Cowboy” – The Sugarcubes, Life’s Too Good (Yippee ki-yay, MF)

WHAT IS YOUR WORST TRAIT?
“Love Letters” – Sinead O’Connor, Am I Not Your Girl (Good to know.)

WHERE WILL YOU BE IN FIVE YEARS TIME?
“Well I Wonder” – The Smiths, Meat Is Murder (Ain’t that the truth.)

HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS DESCRIBE YOU?
“New Kid (On the Block)” – Barenaked Ladies, Gordon (It must be my youthful complexion.)

WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR YOU?
“I Know You, Pt. 3” - Morphine, Like Swimming (As long as it’s not “I Know WHAT You DID Last Summer, Pt. 3”, I’m ok with that.)

WHAT DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?
“Climbing Up the Walls” – String Quartet, Strung Out on OK Computer: Tri (Eek.)

WHAT DO YOU WISH YOUR LOVER WOULD WHISPER IN YOUR EAR?
“Tommy” – Ethyl Meatplow, Happy Days, Sweetheart

WHAT WILL SAVE THE WORLD?
“Paradise City” – Guns N’ Roses, Greatest Hits

WHAT IS SEXY?
“Kaleid (Remixed)” – Depeche Mode, Policy of Truth

WHAT IS FUNNY?
“Flexible” – Depeche Mode, Catching Up With Depeche Mode (I wish I had gotten this one for the last question!)

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST STRENGTH?
“Jaded” –The Crystal Method, Vegas (Greatest strength of REPULSION, maybe.)

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS?
“Love For Sale” – Talking Heads, Popular Favorites 1984 – 1992 (Greg, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about what I actually do on Friday nights. ;) )

WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT?
“All the Time” – Green Day, Nimrod

WHAT GIVES YOU NIGHTMARES?
“Bio-Mechanic” – Front Line Assembly, Tactical Neural Implant

WILL YOU EVER FIND ‘THE ONE’?
“Sheila Take a Bow” – The Smiths, Louder Than Bombs

WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
“Walk This Way” – Run DMC, Raising Hell (Well, this is true. Anything by Run DMC makes me smile. My favorite is You Be ‘Illin.)

WHAT MAKES YOU SAD?
“Roads” - Portishead, Roseland NYC Live

WHAT’S THE STUPIDEST THING IN THE WORLD?
“Hem of Your Garmet” – Cake, Prolonging the Magic (Yeah, clothes are stupid and totally overrated.)

WHAT DO PEOPLE LOVE ABOUT YOU?
“I Want Love” – Elton John, Greatest Hits1970 – 2002 (disc 2) (This HAS to be Greg’s CD)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
“Thriftshop Warrior” – J. Ralph, Prototypes in Progress (OMFSM, if this couldn’t be any more perfect for me.)